Jeff Foxworthy on Ohio

You may be from Ohio (pronounced O-hi-uh) if:

*You think all Pro football teams are  supposed to wear orange!

*You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter  and Construction.

*You  live less than 30 miles from some college or university.

*You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy ones.

*"Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means south."

*You know if other Ohioians are  from southern or Northern Ohio as soon as they  open their mouths.

*You can spell words  like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.

*"Vacation" means spending a  day at Cedar Point.

*You measure distance  in minutes.

*Your school classes were  canceled because of cold.

*Your school classes were canceled because of heat.

*You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

*You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July.

*You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?"

*You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

*You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

*You carry jumper cables in your car.

*You know what 'pop' is.

*You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a  snowsuit.

*Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

*You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown.

*The  local paper covers national and international headlines on one  page but requires 6 pages for sports.

*You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

*You actually get these jokes, then forward 'em to your OHIO friends